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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,800thRudest Citizens: 4,140thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,353rd
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Gormhuth

Population6.998 billion

CapitalHalbe
LeaderGeorges Alexander Valeries
FaithCatholic

CurrencyGorm
AnimalFox

The Federated National Republics of Gormhuth is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Georges Alexander Valeries with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.998 billion Gormhuthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halbe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gormhuthian economy, worth a remarkable 1,174 trillion Gorms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 167,878 Gorms, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Binoculars sales are at an all-time high, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gormhuth's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic.

Gormhuth is ranked 54,821st in the world and 563rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 802.0259797586 days.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,800thRudest Citizens: 4,140thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,353rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,887thMost Cultured: 7,915thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,373rdSmartest Citizens: 10,413thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,483rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,331stMost Developed: 11,962ndHighest Food Quality: 12,282ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,051stMost Influential: 13,725thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,850thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,088thMost Efficient Economies: 16,091stHighest Average Incomes: 16,583rdMost Secular: 17,012thMost Patriotic: 17,174thMost Inclusive: 18,704thHighest Economic Output: 24,349thHealthiest Citizens: 24,406thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,977thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29,278th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 173rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 185th in the regionMost Influential: 229th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 238th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 277th in the regionMost Cultured: 393rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 515th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 546th in the regionMost Stationary: 563rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 590th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 684th in the regionMost Developed: 685th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 720th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 833rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 850th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 930th in the regionMost Secular: 984th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gormhuth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Gormhuth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Gormhuth, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Gormhuth, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in Gormhuth, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Gormhuth, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Gormhuth, the comic book series 'Georges Alexander Valeries and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Gormhuth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Gormhuth, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Georges Alexander Valeries.
  • : Following new legislation in Gormhuth, every workday begins with group therapy.

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