Population | 6.998 billion |
Capital | Halbe |
Leader | Georges Alexander Valeries |
Faith | Catholic |
Currency | Gorm |
Animal | Fox |
The Federated National Republics of Gormhuth is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Georges Alexander Valeries with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.998 billion Gormhuthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halbe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Gormhuthian economy, worth a remarkable 1,174 trillion Gorms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 167,878 Gorms, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
Binoculars sales are at an all-time high, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gormhuth's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic.
Gormhuth is ranked 54,821st in the world and 563rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 802.0259797586 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gormhuth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Gormhuth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Gormhuth, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
- : Following new legislation in Gormhuth, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in Gormhuth, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in Gormhuth, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Gormhuth, the comic book series 'Georges Alexander Valeries and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Gormhuth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Gormhuth, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Georges Alexander Valeries.
- : Following new legislation in Gormhuth, every workday begins with group therapy.