The Chronically Online of Goraria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Loren Ramball with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 8.977 billion Gorariaballs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forentriaball. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gorarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,120 trillion Garian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,867 Garian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, the government seizes all major gold finds, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goraria's national animal is the Damar Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Goraria is ranked 228,306^th in the world and 64^th in Callista for Most Authoritarian, with 463.55 milliStalins.