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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,492ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,820thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,775th
The Wetlands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Gooseneckistan

Population6.924 billion

CapitalDiablo
LeaderHoosier Daddy
FaithVedulism

CurrencyRuble
AnimalCanadian Goose

The Wetlands of Gooseneckistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hoosier Daddy with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.924 billion Gooseneckistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diablo. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gooseneckistanian economy, worth 981 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 141,685 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, lavish state dinners in Diablo are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gooseneckistan's national animal is the Canadian Goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Vedulism.

Gooseneckistan is ranked 77,265th in the world and 1st in Allied conservative Union for Most Stationary, with 625.47736358312 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,492ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,820thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,845thTop
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Most Developed: 18,072ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,829thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,097thMost Cultured: 19,780thHealthiest Citizens: 20,222ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,742ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,577thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,853rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,948thHighest Average Incomes: 25,530thMost Influential: 26,064thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,904thHighest Food Quality: 29,149th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gooseneckistan, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Gooseneckistan updated the World Factbook entry in Allied conservative Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Gooseneckistan, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Gooseneckistan, lavish state dinners in Diablo are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Following new legislation in Gooseneckistan, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off.
  • : Following new legislation in Gooseneckistan, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Gooseneckistan, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gooseneckistan, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Gooseneckistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Gooseneckistan, rural children are told reading's important (for other people).

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