The United Federation of Goom Bay is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Sir Bow with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 800 million Goomtroops have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Wario. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Goom Bayian economy, worth 74.8 trillion Goombers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,535 Goombers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Newspapers are running a front-page picture of Sir Bow holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign, everyone hates people who encourage hate, and the family of Sir Bow bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goom Bay's national animal is the Edmontosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Goom Bay was endorsed by The Republic of Aflus.
- : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, the family of Sir Bow bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions.
- : Goom Bay was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Dupanda.
- : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, everyone hates people who encourage hate.
- : Goom Bay was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Goom Bay voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Crime Victims' Rights Act".
- : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign.
- : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, newspapers are running a front-page picture of Sir Bow holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker.
- : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
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