Hoc est pulchrum.
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 949thMost Influential: 2,762ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,235th
The United Federation of
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Goom Bay

Population800 million

CapitalFort Wario
LeaderSir Bow


The United Federation of Goom Bay is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Sir Bow with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 800 million Goomtroops have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Wario. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Goom Bayian economy, worth 74.8 trillion Goombers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,535 Goombers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers are running a front-page picture of Sir Bow holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign, everyone hates people who encourage hate, and the family of Sir Bow bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goom Bay's national animal is the Edmontosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goom Bay is ranked 44,705th in the world and 1,257th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,820.6 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 949thTop
Most Influential: 2,762ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,235thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,855thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,495thNicest Citizens: 8,527thMost Pacifist: 8,855thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,717thHealthiest Citizens: 10,470thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,351stMost Inclusive: 11,904thBest Weather: 12,926thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,273rdTop
Highest Food Quality: 13,715thSafest: 14,519thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,138thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,055thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,612thSmartest Citizens: 22,455thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,364thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,016thHighest Disposable Incomes: 27,113thMost Secular: 27,276th
Least Corrupt Governments: 135th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 147th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 162nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 282nd in the regionMost Influential: 292nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 293rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 302nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 320th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 328th in the regionMost Pacifist: 340th in the regionBest Weather: 424th in the regionMost Inclusive: 424th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 436th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 452nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 453rd in the regionSafest: 504th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 548th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 658th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 660th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 696th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 753rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 769th in the regionMost Cultured: 840th in the regionMost Developed: 878th in the regionMost Secular: 920th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 950th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,030th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,055th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,080th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,156th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,212th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,257th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goom Bay was endorsed by The Republic of Aflus.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, the family of Sir Bow bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions.
  • : Goom Bay was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Dupanda.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, everyone hates people who encourage hate.
  • : Goom Bay was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Goom Bay voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Crime Victims' Rights Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, newspapers are running a front-page picture of Sir Bow holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.


World Assembly

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