If you cant beat'em, nuke'em
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,747thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,465thMost Influential: 3,126th
The Community of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population9.676 billion


The Community of Gonale is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 9.676 billion Gonaleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gonalean economy, worth 859 trillion Ruppers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,818 Ruppers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gonale's national animal is the Platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gonale is ranked 6,166th in the world and 194th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,054.69 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,747thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,465thTop
Most Influential: 3,126thBest Weather: 4,076thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,915thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,166thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,440thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,447thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,474thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,664thHealthiest Citizens: 10,055thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,451stHighest Food Quality: 11,176thMost Pacifist: 11,221stMost Inclusive: 11,553rdMost Developed: 12,093rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,184thMost Stationary: 13,113thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,536thNicest Citizens: 15,351stMost Cultured: 16,122ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,152ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,537thLargest Governments: 17,490thSmartest Citizens: 18,631stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,216thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,854thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,489thHighest Economic Output: 25,489thSafest: 26,161st
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 54th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 128th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 137th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 212th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 216th in the regionMost Stationary: 238th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 245th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 284th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 298th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 311th in the regionMost Influential: 353rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 362nd in the regionMost Developed: 368th in the regionLargest Populations: 371st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 392nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 396th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 407th in the regionMost Inclusive: 410th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 416th in the regionMost Pacifist: 431st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 448th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 466th in the regionLargest Governments: 473rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 493rd in the regionMost Cultured: 495th in the regionNicest Citizens: 555th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 556th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 569th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 595th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 717th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 792nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 934th in the regionSafest: 988th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,015th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,080th in the regionMost Average: 1,146th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,174th in the region

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