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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 420thMost Compassionate Citizens: 675thNicest Citizens: 717th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Goldsmith beetles

Population3.896 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Goldsmith beetles is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.896 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Goldsmithian economy, worth 780 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 200,288 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goldsmith beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Goldsmith beetles is ranked 275,367th in the world and 25th in World of Beetles for Fattest Citizens, with 2.85 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 420thMost Compassionate Citizens: 675thNicest Citizens: 717thMost Pacifist: 739thLeast Corrupt Governments: 873rdLargest Welfare Programs: 893rdMost Inclusive: 899thSafest: 908thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,201stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,324thMost Secular: 1,370thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,582ndHighest Food Quality: 1,586thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,653rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,745thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,860thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,131stBest Weather: 2,222ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,236thLargest Governments: 2,239thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,408thHealthiest Citizens: 2,445thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,533rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,653rdTop
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Most Developed: 2,932ndMost Cultured: 3,124thLowest Crime Rates: 3,140thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,358thSmartest Citizens: 3,692ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,908thMost Efficient Economies: 4,057thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,246thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,503rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,591stHighest Average Incomes: 7,502ndMost Income Equality: 9,341stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,800thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,464thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,728th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same.

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