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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,078thMost Influential: 5,476thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,894th
The Kingdom of
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Civil Rights
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Population1.726 billion

LeaderDerrick Lorenzo Wolfy
FaithGoldenWolfy The Legendary

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalBlack Wolf

The Kingdom of GoldenWolves is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Derrick Lorenzo Wolfy with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.726 billion Wolves are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DarkWolves. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Golden Wolfian economy, worth 76.3 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 44,213 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Derrick Lorenzo Wolfy is spelt now. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GoldenWolves's national animal is the Black Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is GoldenWolfy The Legendary.

GoldenWolves is ranked 39,594th in the world and 1,160th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 42.03 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,078thMost Influential: 5,476thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,894thTop
Best Weather: 17,169thLowest Crime Rates: 18,723rdHealthiest Citizens: 19,051stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,447thMost Pacifist: 19,666thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,980thMost Inclusive: 23,374thHighest Food Quality: 23,448thSafest: 23,805thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,680thMost Devout: 25,603rdLongest Average Lifespans: 26,163rd
Most Influential: 395th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 406th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 410th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 528th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 537th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 569th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 602nd in the regionMost Devout: 621st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 646th in the regionMost Patriotic: 710th in the regionMost Pacifist: 750th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 754th in the regionMost Inclusive: 794th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 817th in the regionMost Cultured: 834th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 839th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 869th in the regionSafest: 876th in the regionLargest Governments: 883rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 923rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 967th in the regionNicest Citizens: 974th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,038th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,051st in the region

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