Most Influential: 994th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,405th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,415th
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Golden Ho

Population3.129 billion



The Most Serene Republic of Golden Ho is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.129 billion Golden Hoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arhidocambos. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Golden Hoan economy, worth 651 trillion tzis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 208,191 tzis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, all the playground's a stage for Golden Hoan schoolchildren, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Golden Ho's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Golden Ho is ranked 86,110th in the world and 2,803rd in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 753.3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 994thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,405thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,415thMost Developed: 1,522ndMost Inclusive: 1,564thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,295thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,308thNicest Citizens: 2,315thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,367thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,415thSafest: 2,550thSmartest Citizens: 2,568thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,574thMost Pacifist: 2,667thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,831stLargest Governments: 2,957thMost Cultured: 2,988thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,053rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,133rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,257thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,280thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,365thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,577thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,181stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,342ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,445thHighest Average Incomes: 4,980thHealthiest Citizens: 5,326thRudest Citizens: 5,967thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,117thBest Weather: 6,225thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,888thMost Politically Free: 8,284thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,081stMost Secular: 10,299thMost Income Equality: 12,159thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,227thNudest: 14,463rd
Most Influential: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 38th in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 75th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 84th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 85th in the regionNicest Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 92nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 110th in the regionMost Cultured: 113th in the regionMost Pacifist: 123rd in the regionSafest: 123rd in the regionLargest Governments: 125th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 141st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 148th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 152nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 197th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 210th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 219th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 232nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 235th in the regionRudest Citizens: 243rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 255th in the regionBest Weather: 267th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 299th in the regionMost Income Equality: 312th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 446th in the regionMost Secular: 470th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 491st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 557th in the region

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