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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 435thMost Compassionate Citizens: 691stMost Pacifist: 777th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Gold beetles

Population3.786 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Gold beetles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.786 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Goldian economy, worth 758 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 200,352 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gold beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Gold beetles is ranked 258,939th in the world and 57th in World of Beetles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -17.38 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 435thMost Compassionate Citizens: 691stMost Pacifist: 777thNicest Citizens: 783rdSafest: 813thLeast Corrupt Governments: 890thMost Inclusive: 893rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,114thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,221stHighest Food Quality: 1,623rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,650thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,671stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,715thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,757thLargest Governments: 2,163rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,297thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,331stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,425thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,669thMost Developed: 2,711thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,795thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,823rdBest Weather: 2,890thMost Cultured: 3,111thLowest Crime Rates: 3,222ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,386thMost Secular: 3,680thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,732ndSmartest Citizens: 3,743rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,930thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,244thMost Efficient Economies: 4,277thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,910thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,449thHighest Average Incomes: 7,442ndMost Income Equality: 7,546thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,042ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,578thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,009thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,893rd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gold beetles, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold beetles, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold beetles, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold beetles, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold beetles, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold beetles, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold beetles, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold beetles, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold beetles, pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Gold beetles, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God.

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