The Matriarchy of Goddess Danu is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Danu with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.766 billion Goddess Danuans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eire. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Goddess Danuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,686 trillion Anus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 172,709 Anus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goddess Danu's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic Polytheism.

Goddess Danu is ranked 248,463^rd in the world and 6^th in The Goddesses for Largest Black Market, with 148 billion Standard Monetary Units.