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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,129thMost Devout: 14,809thHighest Drug Use: 17,541st
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Godammitt

Population219 million

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Animalleopard

The Republic of Godammitt is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 219 million Godammittians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Godammittian economy, worth 13.6 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 62,019 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The endangered saltwater humpback leopard is only seen in captivity programs, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, and children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Godammitt's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Godammitt is ranked 14,129th in the world and 700th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Top
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,129thMost Devout: 14,809thHighest Drug Use: 17,541stLargest Welfare Programs: 18,052nd
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Highest Drug Use: 375th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 622nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 700th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 833rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Godammitt, children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it.
  • : Following new legislation in Godammitt, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Godammitt, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Godammitt, the endangered saltwater humpback leopard is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Godammitt, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Godammitt, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Godammitt City.
  • : Following new legislation in Godammitt, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in Godammitt, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Godammitt, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Godammitt, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.

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