The Queen's State of God Sam is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 25.733 billion God Samians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Education are ignored. The average income tax rate is 6.0%.

The very strong God Samian economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 47,046 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Adultery has been made a capital offence, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, all alcohol is banned, and teenagers are sent to jail for being out too late. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. God Sam's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

God Sam is ranked 254,567^th in the world and 6^th in Caracas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.64 law-abiding acts per hour.