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Goblin on these nuts
Most Authoritarian: 2,631stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,528thMost Conservative: 8,385th
The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Goblindis

Population609 million

CapitalSukma

Currencynuts
Animalgoblin

The United States of Goblindis is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 609 million Goblins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sukma. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Goblin economy, worth 19.2 trillion nuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 31,530 nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, babysitters are a thing of the past, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goblindis's national animal is the goblin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goblindis is ranked 18,325th in the world and 17th in Hell for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 81.9 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,631stTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,528thMost Conservative: 8,385thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 18,325thBest Weather: 21,982ndMost Extreme: 24,150thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,251stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,332ndMost Primitive: 25,980thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,212thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,680thMost Advanced Public Transport: 33,592nd
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Goblindis, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblindis, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblindis, babysitters are a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblindis, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblindis, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblindis, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Goblindis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblindis, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblindis, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes.
  • : Following new legislation in Goblindis, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.

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