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In Goa we trust.
Most Devout: 336thLargest Populations: 499thLowest Crime Rates: 1,604th
The Spectacle of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Goazedth

Population41.065 billion

CapitalIvets
LeaderMishano
FaithGoaism

Currencysaamo
Animalphoenix

The Spectacle of Goazedth is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mishano with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.065 billion Goazi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ivets. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Goazic economy, worth a remarkable 5,444 trillion saamoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 132,579 saamoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All Goazi live like kings, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Mishano wears an armoured gauntlet, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goazedth's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Goaism.

Goazedth is ranked 258,229th in the world and 22nd in Autropolis for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 336thLargest Populations: 499thLowest Crime Rates: 1,604thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,644thHighest Economic Output: 2,224thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,420thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,471stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,704thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,713thLargest Governments: 3,966thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,028thMost Authoritarian: 4,416thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,774thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,212thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,947thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,367thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,833rdMost Pacifist: 7,533rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,912thBest Weather: 7,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,553rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,568thMost Influential: 8,830thMost Developed: 9,105thMost Conservative: 9,284thMost Stationary: 11,692ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 15,860thMost Income Equality: 17,287thMost Patriotic: 18,195thMost Efficient Economies: 18,949thSmartest Citizens: 20,416thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,462ndHighest Average Incomes: 21,007thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,960thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,659th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goazedth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goazedth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goazedth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goazedth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goazedth was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Schizoacc, killing 2 million zombies.
  • : Goazedth was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Academy of Anon Zytose, curing 10 million infected.
  • : Goazedth was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Academy of Anon Zytose, curing 11 million infected.
  • : Goazedth was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Confederacy of Parco, curing 745 million infected.
  • : Goazedth's influence in Autropolis fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Goazedth's influence in Autropolis rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".

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