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In goat we trust Roberte Boberte Robertson
Most Devout: 1,767th Most Influential: 3,189th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,949th
The Holy Theocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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Goatentah

Population4.189 billion

LeaderRoberte Boberte Robertson
FaithGoatintisam

Currencygoat
Animalgoat

The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 4.189 billion Goatentahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.

The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 359 trillion goats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,836 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that money can buy you happiness, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goatintisam.

Goatentah is ranked 35,110th in the world and 1,534th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,895.74 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Devout: 1,767thMost Influential: 3,189thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,949thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,774thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,076thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,352ndBest Weather: 13,748thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,921st
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Most Devout: 75th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 431st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 581st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 631st in the regionBest Weather: 759th in the region

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