|Leader||Roberte Boberte Robertson|
The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 4.548 billion Goatentahians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 432 trillion goats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 95,051 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, Roberte Boberte Robertson's Twitcher account is typically used to share goat memes rather than government policy, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goatintisam.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Goatentah resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Goatentah voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protecting Personal Data"".
- : Goatentah endorsed The People's Republic of Medra Community and Independent Society.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Bisexual Forest Commune of Ibiscaton.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Mothership Connection of Funkadelia.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Grand Golden Memeverse of Uganda Knuckles UK.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Confederacy of Yummy Blubber.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Peolt.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Grand Monarchy of United Draconia.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Holy Republic of New Bremerton.