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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 74thMost Influential: 224thMost Valuable International Artwork: 751st
The Professional Shaker of Hands of
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Population6.38 billion

LeaderFederal Council

Currencystandardized unit

The Professional Shaker of Hands of Glurponia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.38 billion Glurpons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gleamingville. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Glurpone economy, worth a remarkable 1,148 trillion standardized units a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 180,022 standardized units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, Max Barry is this year's Miss Glurponia, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime is totally unknown. Glurponia's national animal is the tarrasque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homestuck.

Glurponia is ranked 108,989th in the world and 5,554th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 543.56 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 74thMost Influential: 224thMost Valuable International Artwork: 751stMost Inclusive: 998thMost Pacifist: 1,016thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,215thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,426thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,438thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,510thNicest Citizens: 1,604thTop
Safest: 1,862ndRudest Citizens: 1,904thMost Developed: 1,947thHealthiest Citizens: 1,987thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,128thMost Secular: 2,138thBest Weather: 2,177thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,464thSmartest Citizens: 2,653rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,932ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,966thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,179thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,256thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,374thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,444thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,465thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,580thLargest Governments: 3,594thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,821stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,100thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,396thLowest Crime Rates: 5,553rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,780thMost Cultured: 7,517thHighest Average Incomes: 8,270thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,975thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,918thHighest Economic Output: 13,711thMost Stationary: 14,539th
Largest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionMost Pacifist: 60th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionMost Inclusive: 70th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 78th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 85th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 90th in the regionTop
Safest: 96th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 99th in the regionNicest Citizens: 104th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Developed: 113th in the regionRudest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Secular: 117th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 120th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 127th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 135th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 138th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 156th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 159th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 165th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 167th in the regionLargest Governments: 169th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 169th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 170th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 206th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 257th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 285th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 332nd in the regionMost Stationary: 342nd in the regionMost Cultured: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 377th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 414th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 440th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 527th in the regionMost Politically Free: 741st in the regionNudest: 753rd in the regionLargest Populations: 801st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 822nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, Max Barry is this year's Miss Glurponia.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Glurponia was endorsed by The Free Land of United Federation of Murica.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates.
  • : Glurponia was endorsed by The Soundwave of UnShleepd.
  • : Glurponia was endorsed by The Empire of Some Random TNP Nation.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 525 » El Fiji Grande, Territorio di Nessuno, Alunya, Shibutani, Prydania, Destructive Government Endorsing System, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Pasargad, Kasazzastan, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Corfad, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Sil Dorsett, Notyoutopia, Lazadonil, Omnistria, Sundred, Frances Francis the First of France, Amauri, Joodey, Fararabistan, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, Napnomadia, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Potatolandium, Steampunk Ariel, Wilkshire, New Pruessen, Maott, The Bureaucratic Territories, Selfgradatude, Amerian States, Unsophisticate, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Shadowrik, Trillius, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Kulgatha, Guer Aike, Dreadton, SORT, Pleroma Sans Romans, Eri-Maqa-Ena, and 475 others.Chukstik Illahi, PlanetPunk, Wineclaw, Holy Oranz, Acrabinnia, Bonjoura, Former English Colony, Alice Gardens, Cors Evia, Siwale, Advancia-Sizzletown, Aetulia, Manticore utopia, Fizban, Lemonbiscuits, Sacrento, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Walter Jackson, Cloydicia, New Bremerton, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Iron Lions, Ice and Tinian, North Bratislava, Abject Ludicrosity, Alpinea, Blackphir, Anna Airters, The Most Freedom Ever, Antiyard, BrightFutures, Babacar, Azzarel, Zumlandia, Banabistan, Zokk, Esplandia, Arimbia, ZimRobwe, Valhalla123, Jasminlandia, Bangtan Sonyeondan Suga, Montarc, British Pacific Islands, Daiz, Bojacks and Jills, Moubarakistan, Free Culture, Centromuria, Central Ryal, Humptalumpta, Dopeland420, Drusselstein, Gilakistan, Helix Labs, Choistan, East Supple Lund, David Davidson, California but Worse, Diodone, Fascist Democracy, Indiana Hoosier nation, Holy Marcus Empire, French Bananastan, Heken, Detrivania, Aroa, Yukti, Ilisseia, Cinnibar, Calamazo, Empy, Misuvelia, Independent Halls, Get Away From Me, Lorigia, Kanlidia, Kuveria, Miamington, Kubrostavsria, Necromonia, Longsword01, Minuda, Moose repupblic, LostLegion, Dadastan Archipelago, United Draconia, Karazan, Venezuelia, JAOECW536, Kalatona, Marmiedon, Neo Hungarica, Dicko, Felpolandia, Newpromisedland, Kromi, Nordic-British Union, Revolutionary Sealand, North Armatas, Partax, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Scouria, Panama Coalition, Orado, The Sinclarian Provinces, Sunaiya, The Windmilluminati, The English Alliance, Orven, The Discipled, Novaray, Newam, Nakayo, The Austro Germanic Union, Island States of Skelldia, Solidair, Mazuri, Old Emporia, Phoronu, Western Vapia, United States of Americanas, Yemet, Sea Ghost, New Trisone, Pomur, Yugobatania, Romania-Moldavia, Vincone Cae, Virillum, Steraz, Warsaw-Halicz, Saint Alaric, United Asgardian States, VNA, Pauliestien, Wooleystan, Dylanana, Vexilia, Republic of New Atlantis, Pinguioris, East Wushen, Phualand, Tianqing, Willifusland, United States of Medford, Egalico, Viridiann, Ever dark, The AP Republic, Pradovnia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Wisconsota, Tarr-Nation, Haor Chall, Changjo, Thoven, Bearical, Sockmanland, The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, Zankioa, Heminaw, United Kahndaq, New Phyrreus, Elgaland-Vargaland, Rkainjel, Runeda, Orenmark, New Lakemba, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zeternia, New Flos, New Octicarg, Pallaith, PotatoFarmers, Bidragistan, Vernest Quill, Lesbian Femdom, McMasterdonia, General COE, Miruma, Tmth, Preble, VietAnhland, The O C, Freyford, Tellavinna, DarMassalit, San Gavino, Nguvu na Kiburi, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Stratosphere Islands, Contani, Solskjar, Union of the Oriental States, Illderia, U S Eh, The Real Ram Ranch, Pheonisland, Pollos Othe, Ponantine, Alusten, Gnomewatchers, Kingdom Of Manaf, Eteles, Castle Federation, Clan Spaniel, Fel Imass, Leonfire, Lendara, Serendipita Martia, Quentiam Viventem, The Empire of the Clarence, Ereena, Iceland People, Unprintable Initiator, McDonaldsland, Romal, Nueva Guerrera, Kappacon, Nikhilesh23, Kranostav, Zecit, Pazair, Palgo, Tachycardia, Dabarastan, United Anglo-America, Ihese, Florantia, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Fupiju, TJUN-ia, Rumagna, United Western Federation, Zyvetskistaahn, Baldova, Eravonia, Terban Kedah, Republic of Amal, Ravendi, Zixu, Umuyyad, Fraguale Cothe, Vesuva, Lotion Empire, Jovian Knights, New Atlantico, Secaland, SanctuaryHill, Photosphere Chromosphere and Corona, Iron Cladia, Interdimensional Zone, Colellonia, Kolofia, 2 and 2 is Fish, Nationeer, Black Templares, Aratani, Altivia, Equestrian Commonwealth, Slacker Ville, Nolambur, Aenglaland, The Greylands, North Novkia, Novatros, Hollow Temple, Maestros haven, Sile Maungistan, Anungu, The New Communist Republic Of States, Soviet Terran, Valatic Ash, Wodan, Altmeros, Merconitonitopia, Vathnutum, Aque Weandy, Gwangtchu, Vloetia, Zacisnia, Greater Chimeran Union, Reliqua, Greater Ars Britannia, The Republic of Wulfardia, Erwo Stal, Krakabossa, Zupla, The Northern American Nations, The Navy Blue, OuterGalactic Banking Clan, Valentine Z, Danejun, Fendlium, Praeceps, Austral States of America, Eraver, Glorystic, Nova Arcania, Lyethlenora, Angshire, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Walist, Mazeoftime, Francois Isidore, Chekrand, Imperial Joseon, Lungha, Avemterra, Loli County, AJTON, Arlens Apartment, Alamei, Ceansint, Fayyayid, God Leon, Hamerica, Tervel, Singamadri, The Sansvich, Heloonia, Rad Lads, Ivy Rekkia, States of Asra, The Greater Influence of Holdenshire, Navigator Islands, Lucedeia, Nekoyasia, Trolling, Northern Glory, Philanthropia, JesseltonTM, Porlock, The Swedish Soviet Republic, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Dakota Territories, Godwanna, Universal State Formula, Ausnakulia, Democratic Republic Of Unified States, Amblegreserland, Casiato, Bax-Landia, Arquadea, Children of the Anarch, Woodsend, Haminkwarea, Yokciq Empire, Eurasian Foederatio, Wit Noreis, Trogville, Liberate World Order, JMingozela, Esylara, Jellies Island, DiyeScarf, MiaryBhalzhack, New Caledon, Immenium, DonaldJTrump2020, Eara Forp, Hyphen, AAA Provisional Empire, German Spitsbergen, Amaristak, Kinegiener, Wintikl, Xyrron, Fregeleadia, Morover, Tedonia, New Jamgra, The Mountain Fields, La soie, New Gamonia, United Federation of Technocrats, National Gamer Union, Vauquelin, Mitosisopolis, Fredericksborg, Psychotic Vegans, New Biryukova, Methor, Abonland, Palmasas, Novanoke, Europe and Co, Wolvenland, Magamtorn, Khoik, Mandexia, Koala Park, Mordonerea, The Endless Eventide, Herzliyya, Marrinia, Ruttenheim Av Hodenberg, Conteria, Schaf, Yohannes, Otipia, Logovets, Rhoferia, Votak Matim, Friss, Western overall state, KhalChicken, CatGuy, Beagles Reborn, Exovere, Prolets Isl, Eschatosia, Araste Gogristapland, Thenationofthesun, WesteROAST, MAACAU, Coluazuela, Memenaide, Kamohoalii, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Olofin, Bala Mantre, The Eratrean Foundation, The Sturo, Hangsa, New Sunville, Banana Rat, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Harrys, Spades Atlantic, Pyxie, Ventuskya, Federation of Preezy, Old Republic of Greece, 0Assassins, Darvelia, Prevaland, Great Portland, Lybirit, The Reformed NSDAP, Reyalda, Dorito Dust, Crader, Junnah, Puqelo, Plangainer, Underium, The World Capitalist Confederation, The Penguin State, Infantivore, Outer Bay, Land of the Cross, Nisastria, Bhigham, Greifenburg, Aeolist, Sachi, Nistriabar, Dangine, Verderiesdre, Eywaan, Varola, Avastate, The True Frog, Racoda, Some Random TNP Nation, UnShleepd, and United Federation of Murica.

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