Most Authoritarian: 10,896thMost Primitive: 17,923rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,166th
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Glorious Turkiye

Population427 million

CurrencyGlorious Lira
AnimalGlorious Wolf

The Sultanate of Glorious Turkiye is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 427 million Glorious Turkishes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Glorious Turkish economy, worth 12.0 trillion Glorious Lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,082 Glorious Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A nation-wide cull of Glorious Wolves is in effect, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, if a tree falls in the forest Leader is personally notified, and blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glorious Turkiye's national animal is the Glorious Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Glorious Turkiye is ranked 147,205th in the world and 10th in glorious turkiye for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 425.36 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Authoritarian: 10,896thTop
Most Primitive: 17,923rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,166th

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