The United Kingdom of Glorious Mikhail Gorbachev is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 743 million feules have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The feulisc economy, worth 47.5 trillion houbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 63,959 houbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Glorious Mikhail Gorbachev. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Glorious Mikhail Gorbachev's national animal is the Persian Werewolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Glorious Mikhail Gorbachev is ranked 84,816^th in the world and 211^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 11.99 Obesity Rate.