The Equal Land of Glooply is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 15.733 billion Glooplians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slay. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Glooplyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion floras a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,897 floras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Planespotters are emigrating in droves, Leader has killer fashion sense, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glooply's national animal is the Lhasa Apso, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Glooply is ranked 49,681^st in the world and 2^nd in The Popptart Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.26 law-abiding acts per hour.