The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 2.952 billion Glacikaldrians, 2.623 billion of whom are zombies, are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,268 trillion Crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 202,682 Crimins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, the banhammer is a standard police sidearm, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the Yellow Snow Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 203,419^th in the world and 3,753^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 14.83 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.