The Colony of Glacian Forest is a huge, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 336 million Glacians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Williamsburg. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Glacian Forestian economy, worth 19.1 trillion Dollars $s a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,882 Dollars $s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece, and heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacian Forest's national animal is the Fennex Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Glacian Forest is ranked 201,096^th in the world and 1^st in United Kingdoms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.21 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.