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Tomorrow for me, today for Girelna
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,127thNicest Citizens: 2,273rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,538th
The Protectorate of
Iron Fist Socialists
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Girelna

Population2.25 billion

CapitalLords Port
LeaderLord Protector

CurrencySilvermark
AnimalPangolin

The Protectorate of Girelna is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Protector with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 2.25 billion Girelnans are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lords Port. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Girel economy, worth 294 trillion Silvermarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,702 Silvermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Girelna will pay them to stop, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, and where there's smoke there's the Girel Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Girelna's national animal is the Pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Girelna is ranked 23,382nd in the world and 79th in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,888.08 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,127thNicest Citizens: 2,273rdTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,538thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,593rdMost Inclusive: 2,642ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,726thMost Pacifist: 2,784thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,269thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,553rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,570thBest Weather: 3,682ndMost Cultured: 4,158thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,263rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,351stMost Developed: 4,443rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,772ndMost Influential: 5,000thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,086thHealthiest Citizens: 5,208thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,724thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,362ndSafest: 6,646thSmartest Citizens: 6,709thLargest Governments: 6,873rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,902ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,702ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,249thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,660thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,016thHighest Average Incomes: 19,547thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,572ndMost Secular: 21,595thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,046thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,382ndMost Income Equality: 23,527th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 35th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Girelna, where there's smoke there's the Girel Forestry Department.
  • : Following new legislation in Girelna, money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable.
  • : Following new legislation in Girelna, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Girelna will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Girelna, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Girelna voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Girelna voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in Girelna, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Girelna, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Girelna, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Girelna, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.

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