The Theocracy of Giorgio Vulcano is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Georgius the Great with an even hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The devout population of 2.538 billion Giorgio Vulcanoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vulcania. The average income tax rate is 36.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Giorgio Vulcanoan economy, worth 96.7 trillion lire a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,110 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Giorgio Vulcano has designated Vulcania as its capital city, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and devotion to God is only skin-deep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giorgio Vulcano's national animal is the eagle.

Giorgio Vulcano is ranked 95,015^th in the world and 101^st in Karma for Highest Drug Use, scoring 75.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.