Population | 8.49 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | farm |
The Patient Panda of Gio Farm 88 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.49 billion Gio Farm 88ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 88ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,302 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 88's national animal is the farm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Gio Farm 88 is ranked 87,009th in the world and 95th in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.86152391952 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gio Farm 88's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Gio Farm 88 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 88, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 88, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 88, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 88, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 88, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
- : Gio Farm 88 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Gio Farm 88 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Gio Farm 88 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.