Population | 8.876 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | farmer |
The Setting Sun of Gio Farm 44 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.876 billion Gio Farm 44ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 60.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 44ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,542 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 44's national animal is the farmer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Gio Farm 44 is ranked 86,953rd in the world and 39th in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.87957946352 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gio Farm 44's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 44, the sun rises an hour later on border communities.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 44, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 44, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 44, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 44, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Gio Farm 44 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Gio Farm 44 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 44, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 44, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.