The Democratic Brazil of Gio Farm 194 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.102 billion Gio Farm 194ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.7%.

The all-consuming Gio Farm 194ian economy, worth 829 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,333 cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 442,637 per year while the poor average 15,047, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 194's national animal is the farmer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gio Farm 194 is ranked 52,616^th in the world and 217^th in Giovanniland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.45 law-abiding acts per hour.