The Red Holy Federal Republic of Germanic and Jewish people is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Friedrich Ebert with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.879 billion Germanic and Jewish peoples have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ניו ברלין. The average income tax rate is 75.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Germanic and Jewish peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 1,775 trillion Deutschmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 149,505 Deutschmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Carefully-staged grief is displayed by Friedrich Ebert after national disasters, children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later, everyone apparently sends Friedrich Ebert hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, and disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germanic and Jewish people's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Germanic and Jewish people is ranked 16,482^nd in the world and 317^th in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 69.77 quips per hour.