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polish remover worked since 1939 Holy emperor Lenn tripp
Most Primitive: 777thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,020thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,264th
The Holy Reich of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gerista

Population5.674 billion

Capitalburnich
LeaderHoly emperor Lenn tripp
FaithAnglican

Currencyreich marks
AnimalBasking shark

The Holy Reich of Gerista is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Holy emperor Lenn tripp with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.674 billion Geristans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of burnich. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Geristan economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion reich marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 190,381 reich marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 608,431 per year while the poor average 45,253, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and card collectors duel to the death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gerista's national animal is the Basking shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglican.

Gerista is ranked 140,987th in the world and 6th in Altmora for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,257.61 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Primitive: 777thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,020thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,264thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,735thMost Armed: 2,269thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,836thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,135thMost Patriotic: 3,344thLargest Black Market: 3,360thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,511thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,374thLargest Mining Sector: 4,400thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,967thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,126thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,419thMost Conservative: 6,482ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,631stHighest Average Incomes: 8,459thMost Devout: 8,600thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,758thMost Authoritarian: 11,925thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 16,330thHighest Economic Output: 19,541stLargest Governments: 22,587thLowest Crime Rates: 22,614th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gerista, card collectors duel to the death.
  • : Following new legislation in Gerista, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Gerista, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Gerista, patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Gerista, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Holy emperor Lenn tripp's name on an hourly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Gerista, some Geristans have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula".
  • : Following new legislation in Gerista, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gerista, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Gerista, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gerista, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.

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