The Empire of Geonomia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Xanan Fue Plethrerona with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 3.847 billion Geonomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geonomica. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geonomian economy, worth 599 trillion Dekmals a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,723 Dekmals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute, arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geonomia's national animal is the Puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Geonomia is ranked 69,287^th in the world and 419^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 86.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.