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Largest Retail Industry: 148thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 253rdMost Cultured: 446th
The Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population15.814 billion


AnimalYellow Tiger

The Paradise of Gelben is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Keller with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 15.814 billion Gelbenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodastor. The average income tax rate is 7.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gelbenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,430 trillion Gelbs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 343,411 Gelbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime is totally unknown. Gelben's national animal is the Yellow Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Gelben is ranked 106,749th in the world and 2,675th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,521.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 148thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 253rdMost Cultured: 446thHighest Disposable Incomes: 586thMost Scientifically Advanced: 609thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 668thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 684thMost Cheerful Citizens: 731stMost Secular: 755thHighest Poor Incomes: 884thLargest Information Technology Sector: 912thSmartest Citizens: 945thRudest Citizens: 1,016thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,147thHighest Average Incomes: 1,566thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,652ndHighest Food Quality: 1,806thHighest Economic Output: 2,219thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,239thMost Developed: 2,260thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,503rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,618thHealthiest Citizens: 3,408thSafest: 3,457thLargest Governments: 3,690thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,702ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,891stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,801stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,128thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,397thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,437thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,807thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,236thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,719thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,218thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,357thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,508thMost Inclusive: 9,086thMost Influential: 9,662ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,483rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,872ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,698thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,430thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,601stLargest Populations: 18,571stLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,816thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,654thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,891st
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 62nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 64th in the regionMost Developed: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 72nd in the regionSafest: 90th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 105th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 110th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 112th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 116th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 127th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 136th in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 153rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 154th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 171st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 180th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 203rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 206th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 209th in the regionMost Inclusive: 216th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 290th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 383rd in the regionLargest Populations: 398th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 400th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 461st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 469th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 512th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 669th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gelben, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Gelben voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
  • : Following new legislation in Gelben, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Gelben, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Gelben, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.
  • : Following new legislation in Gelben, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Gelben, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Gelben, Keller is famed for giving great back rubs.
  • : Gelben was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Gelben, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.