The Paradise of Gelben is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Keller with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 15.814 billion Gelbenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodastor. The average income tax rate is 7.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gelbenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,430 trillion Gelbs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 343,411 Gelbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime is totally unknown. Gelben's national animal is the Yellow Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Gelben is ranked 106,749^th in the world and 2,675^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,521.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.