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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,651stMost Secular: 4,569thMost Influential: 6,494th
The Most Serene Republic of
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Population406 million


The Most Serene Republic of Gazakistano is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 406 million Gazakistanoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Gazakistanoan economy, worth 6.15 trillion Papals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 15,155 Papals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, one of the most popular models in Gazakistano has a scarred face and one working eye, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gazakistano's national animal is the Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gazakistano is ranked 163,190th in the world and 8,325th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -93 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,651stTop
Most Secular: 4,569thMost Influential: 6,494thHighest Drug Use: 6,786thTop
Most Politically Free: 8,833rdMost Income Equality: 9,274thNudest: 13,096thMost Extreme: 14,502nd
Highest Drug Use: 118th in the regionMost Politically Free: 163rd in the regionMost Secular: 258th in the regionNudest: 327th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 475th in the regionMost Extreme: 538th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 706th in the region

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