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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 304thMost Armed: 375thMost Ignorant Citizens: 426th
The Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Garnbyen

Population4.606 billion

CapitalCemetery
LeaderThe Undertaker

CurrencySnack
AnimalSexy Beast

The Kingdom of Garnbyen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Undertaker with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.606 billion Garnbyenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cemetery. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Garnbyenian economy, worth 909 trillion Snacks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 197,377 Snacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,191,745 per year while the poor average 14,664, a ratio of 81.3 to 1.

The legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, the constantly ringing phones in The Undertaker's office have driven a few interns mad, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, and emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Garnbyen's national animal is the Sexy Beast, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Garnbyen is ranked 3,212th in the world and 62nd in 10000 Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 33 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 304thMost Armed: 375thMost Ignorant Citizens: 426thFattest Citizens: 451stHighest Crime Rates: 455thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 493rdMost Avoided: 574thRudest Citizens: 860thLargest Gambling Industry: 901stMost Primitive: 1,152ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,475thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,589thLargest Retail Industry: 1,620thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,687thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,729thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,948thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,746thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,212thLargest Mining Sector: 3,244thMost Patriotic: 4,264thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,158thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,291stMost Efficient Economies: 5,724thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,829thNudest: 6,028thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,778thHighest Average Incomes: 7,641stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,032ndMost Devout: 11,676thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,472ndLargest Insurance Industry: 20,570thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,845thHighest Economic Output: 24,031stMost Pro-Market: 25,647th
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Most Armed: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 39th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 40th in the regionNudest: 43rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 44th in the regionMost Patriotic: 50th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 62nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionMost Devout: 101st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 116th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 124th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 152nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Garnbyen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, the constantly ringing phones in The Undertaker's office have driven a few interns mad.
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system.
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, the Sexy Beasts of Garnbyen are surprisingly well-adjusted.
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, a video of The Undertaker wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.

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