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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 327thMost Armed: 431stFattest Citizens: 451st
The Kingdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Garnbyen

Population8.427 billion

CapitalCemetery
LeaderThe Undertaker

CurrencySnack
AnimalSexy Beast

The Kingdom of Garnbyen is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Undertaker with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.427 billion Garnbyenians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cemetery. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Garnbyenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,714 trillion Snacks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 203,511 Snacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,155,764 per year while the poor average 17,482, a ratio of 66.1 to 1.

Playground injuries are considered academic progress, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and witches' brews set off Geiger counters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Garnbyen's national animal is the Sexy Beast, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Garnbyen is ranked 27,816th in the world and 152nd in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 1,407.79717539812 days.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 327thMost Armed: 431stFattest Citizens: 451stMost Ignorant Citizens: 458thHighest Crime Rates: 483rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 506thMost Avoided: 578thLargest Gambling Industry: 752ndMost Primitive: 1,007thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,168thRudest Citizens: 1,515thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,662ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,941stLargest Retail Industry: 1,946thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,962ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,807thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,902ndTop
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Highest Drug Use: 3,073rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,304thLargest Mining Sector: 3,481stMost Efficient Economies: 6,336thNudest: 6,774thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,148thMost Patriotic: 7,888thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,123rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,639thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,906thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,589thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,655thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,172ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,126thMost Devout: 16,120thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,481stMost Influential: 26,342ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,473rdMost Stationary: 27,816th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Primitive: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionNudest: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 42nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 44th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionMost Devout: 83rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, playground injuries are considered academic progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Garnbyenians make research institutes rich.
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Garnbyen, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Garnbyen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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