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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 884thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 908thLargest Insurance Industry: 990th
The Totalitarian Empire of
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Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Garmintia

Population2.688 billion

CapitalRobotnikia
LeaderDoctor Ivo Robotnik
FaithRobotnikism

CurrencyEggDollar
AnimalHawk

The Totalitarian Empire of Garmintia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Ivo Robotnik with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.688 billion Ivoists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Robotnikia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ivoist economy, worth 936 trillion EggDollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 348,552 EggDollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Half of Garmintia just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, and citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garmintia's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Robotnikism.

Garmintia is ranked 211,636th in the world and 271st in Lone Wolves United for Fattest Citizens, with 9.23 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 884thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 908thLargest Insurance Industry: 990thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,066thMost Patriotic: 1,329thHighest Average Incomes: 1,511thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,666thMost Armed: 1,758thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,795thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,811thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,897thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,063rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,265thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,578thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,059thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,145thLargest Black Market: 3,169thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,378thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,828thLargest Retail Industry: 3,958thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,124thMost Devout: 4,161stMost Avoided: 4,650thRudest Citizens: 4,826thLowest Crime Rates: 5,997thMost Efficient Economies: 6,065thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,184thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,534thLargest Governments: 6,656thMost Developed: 7,494thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,181stHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,461stMost Conservative: 10,064thSmartest Citizens: 10,074thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,274thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,627thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,755thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,369thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,690thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,984thHighest Economic Output: 23,905thMost Authoritarian: 24,648th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Garmintia, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmintia, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmintia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmintia, half of Garmintia just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmintia, citizens must pay to enjoy Garmintia's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmintia, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmintia, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmintia, nocturnal burglars are grateful for the convenient beverages on welcoming doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmintia, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmintia, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.

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