Population | 15.435 billion |
Capital | Nîmes |
Leader | Didier Lauga |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | franc |
Animal | beaver |
The Department of Gard is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Didier Lauga with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 15.435 billion Gardoises are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nîmes. The average income tax rate is 19.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Gardois economy, worth 711 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,109 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and for 25 francs tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gard's national animal is the beaver and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Gard is ranked 305,205th in the world and 68th in Department Store for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.48 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Gard's influence in Department Store fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- :
Gard's influence in Department Store rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Following new legislation in
Gard, for 25 francs tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy.
- : Following new legislation in
Gard, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Following new legislation in
Gard, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
- : Following new legislation in
Gard, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old".
- : Following new legislation in
Gard, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- :
Gard's influence in Department Store fell from "Superpower" to "Vassal".
- :
Gard's influence in Department Store rose from "Zero" to "Superpower".
- :
Gard relocated from The Wellspring to Department Store.