Population | 36.028 billion |
Capital | Cortlandia |
Leader | R Jonas Newfenheimer |
Currency | Garchet |
Animal | Penguin |
The Commonwealth and Outer Isles of Garchyland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by R Jonas Newfenheimer with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 36.028 billion Garchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cortlandia. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The very strong Garchy economy, worth a remarkable 4,349 trillion Garchets a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,737 Garchets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Jennifer Government is a bestseller, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garchyland's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Garchyland is ranked 54,338th in the world and 17th in A Liberal Haven for Most Stationary, with 810.28359947372 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Garchyland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Garchyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Garchyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Garchyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Developed.
- : Garchyland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
- : Garchyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Garchyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Garchyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Garchyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Garchyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.