The Syndicalist Republic of GanymedEuropa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grietje Sigmunđottir with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.174 billion GanymedEuropans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grande Région de Bruxelles-Capitale. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient GanymedEuropan economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion GanymedEuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 218,064 GanymedEuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait. Crime is totally unknown. GanymedEuropa's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

GanymedEuropa is ranked 167,972^nd in the world and 860^th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -4.27 on the Hickory Productivity Index.