Population | 24.547 billion |
Leader | Gandhi |
Faith | Social Gandhism |
Currency | Justice |
Animal | Free Bird |
The Holy Republic of Gandhiana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gandhi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.547 billion Gandhiani are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Gandhianan economy, worth an astonishing 14,897 trillion Justices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 606,877 Justices, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Lazarus, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gandhiana's national animal is the Free Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Social Gandhism.
Gandhiana is ranked 13,737th in the world and 334th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 3,999 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gandhiana, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Following new legislation in Gandhiana, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Lazarus.
- : Following new legislation in Gandhiana, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Gandhiana, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
- : Following new legislation in Gandhiana, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Gandhiana, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it.
- : Following new legislation in Gandhiana, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
- : Following new legislation in Gandhiana, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
- : Following new legislation in Gandhiana, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
- : Following new legislation in Gandhiana, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.