The Empire of GamerIsland69 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 514 million Gamers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isle of Gaming. The average income tax rate is 15.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Gamer economy, worth 48.6 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 94,554 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. GamerIsland69's national animal is the Gamer Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

GamerIsland69 is ranked 42,035^th in the world and 542^nd in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.47 bananas ingested per day.