The People's Republic of Gambella is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by James Gamble with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 25.365 billion Gambellans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turd Ferguson. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gambellan economy, worth a remarkable 6,462 trillion Dangles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 254,796 Dangles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Gambella, and school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gambella's national animal is the Oso, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is your mom.

Gambella is ranked 15,598^th in the world and 1^st in Gambella for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.6 law-abiding acts per hour.