Population | 13.688 billion |
Capital | Marseille |
Leader | Napoléon VII |
Faith | Agnosticism |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Rooster |
The Third Colonial Empire of Galster is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Napoléon VII with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 13.688 billion French are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient French economy, worth a remarkable 3,406 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 248,859 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galster's national animal is the Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
Galster is ranked 181,584th in the world and 733rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 75.15399356808 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Galster was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
- : Galster was endorsed by The Confederated Socialist Union of Celedaria.
- : Galster voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Galster voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Galster, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
- : Following new legislation in Galster, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
- : Following new legislation in Galster, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
- : Following new legislation in Galster, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Galster, Roosters have more rights than the average citizen.
- : Galster was endorsed by The Socialist Federal Republic of Brauengen.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 14 » Valoptia, Socialist UwU, Chengjiu, Urali, Anerchi, Pridneprovye, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Libisia, West Irtinaraxiopia, Brauengen, Celedaria, and North Goiky.