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Honneur et Patrie
Most Advanced Public Transport: 121stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 168thLowest Crime Rates: 187th
The Third Colonial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Galster

Population13.688 billion

CapitalMarseille
LeaderNapoléon VII
FaithAgnosticism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalRooster

The Third Colonial Empire of Galster is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Napoléon VII with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 13.688 billion French are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient French economy, worth a remarkable 3,406 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 248,859 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galster's national animal is the Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Galster is ranked 181,584th in the world and 733rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 75.15399356808 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 121stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 168thLowest Crime Rates: 187thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 192ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 259thMost Advanced Public Education: 274thSafest: 323rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 391stHighest Average Tax Rates: 434thMost Pacifist: 530thLargest Governments: 597thLargest Welfare Programs: 664thMost Beautiful Environments: 677thBest Weather: 921stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,009thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,111thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,472ndMost Developed: 1,504thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,694thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,781stSmartest Citizens: 1,972ndNicest Citizens: 2,004thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,294thMost Efficient Economies: 2,343rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 5,429thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,436thHealthiest Citizens: 5,649thHighest Economic Output: 6,057thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,486thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,757thHighest Food Quality: 8,022ndMost Cultured: 9,217thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,134thMost Secular: 11,158thMost Authoritarian: 12,331stMost Income Equality: 13,988th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionNicest Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Populations: 75th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 88th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 97th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 102nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 123rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Galster was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
  • : Galster was endorsed by The Confederated Socialist Union of Celedaria.
  • : Galster voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
  • : Galster voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in Galster, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
  • : Following new legislation in Galster, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
  • : Following new legislation in Galster, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Galster, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Galster, Roosters have more rights than the average citizen.
  • : Galster was endorsed by The Socialist Federal Republic of Brauengen.

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