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I'll Explain Later the Lord High President
Most Subsidized Industry: 50thMost Ignorant Citizens: 372ndLargest Black Market: 426th
The Retcon of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Power
Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gallifrey Trenzalore

Population20.458 billion

Capitalthe Panopticon
Leaderthe Lord High President
Faiththe Faction Paradox

CurrencyPandak
AnimalWifferdill

The Retcon of Gallifrey Trenzalore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Lord High President with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.458 billion Gallifrean Trenzaloreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Panopticon. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gallifrean Trenzalorean economy, worth a remarkable 5,957 trillion Pandaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 291,228 Pandaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Some Gallifrean Trenzaloreans have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula", graffiti graces every city's streets, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gallifrey Trenzalore's national animal is the Wifferdill, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Faction Paradox.

Gallifrey Trenzalore is ranked 90,619th in the world and 13th in The Doctor Who Universe for Most Stationary, with 499.93032587772 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 50thMost Ignorant Citizens: 372ndLargest Black Market: 426thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 445thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 617thMost Corrupt Governments: 797thMost Efficient Economies: 1,112thLargest Retail Industry: 1,112thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,219thLargest Mining Sector: 1,266thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,501stFattest Citizens: 1,750thMost Avoided: 2,063rdHighest Economic Output: 2,420thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,638thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,988thHighest Average Incomes: 3,191stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,890thLargest Governments: 4,052ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,404thMost Secular: 8,619thMost Influential: 9,370thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,539thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,858thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,269thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,559thTop
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Largest Populations: 15,870thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,266thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,505thLowest Crime Rates: 16,735thMost Authoritarian: 18,132ndMost Patriotic: 21,080thLongest Average Lifespans: 29,118th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gallifrey Trenzalore was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, some Gallifrean Trenzaloreans have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula".
  • : Gallifrey Trenzalore was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, sex changes are routinely performed at Gallifrey Trenzalore's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Gallifrean Trenzaloreans.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.

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