Population | 20.458 billion |
Capital | the Panopticon |
Leader | the Lord High President |
Faith | the Faction Paradox |
Currency | Pandak |
Animal | Wifferdill |
The Retcon of Gallifrey Trenzalore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Lord High President with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.458 billion Gallifrean Trenzaloreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Panopticon. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Gallifrean Trenzalorean economy, worth a remarkable 5,957 trillion Pandaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 291,228 Pandaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Some Gallifrean Trenzaloreans have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula", graffiti graces every city's streets, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gallifrey Trenzalore's national animal is the Wifferdill, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Faction Paradox.
Gallifrey Trenzalore is ranked 90,619th in the world and 13th in The Doctor Who Universe for Most Stationary, with 499.93032587772 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gallifrey Trenzalore was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
- : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, some Gallifrean Trenzaloreans have nicknamed the monarch "Caligula".
- : Gallifrey Trenzalore was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, sex changes are routinely performed at Gallifrey Trenzalore's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Gallifrean Trenzaloreans.
- : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.