The Holy Empire of Galimania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Holy-Emperor Galileo IV with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.216 billion Galimanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Rome. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galimanian economy, worth 678 trillion Galimanian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,944 Galimanian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, people talk about things being better when men were men, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galimania's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Galimania is ranked 17,825^th in the world and 946^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,808.67 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.