The Republic of Galbidah is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zaxon with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.003 billion Galbidahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xenos. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galbidahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,800 trillion Gils a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,884 Gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galbidah's national animal is the Puck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Galbidah is ranked 203,843^rd in the world and 8,936^th in Balder for Most Authoritarian, with 578.04 milliStalins.