The Direct Democracy of Gal Cradia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Unity with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.638 billion Gal Cradians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watama. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gal Cradian economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion turnips a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,250 turnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gal Cradia's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Gal Cradia is ranked 3,919^th in the world and 77^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,118.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.