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Against Civilization
Highest Drug Use: 10thMost Primitive: 30thMost Ignorant Citizens: 36th
The Nomadic People of
Left-Leaning College State
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Gaia Nation

Population8.171 billion

LeaderSmokey Cloud

CurrencyNaturalia
AnimalWolf

The Nomadic People of Gaia Nation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Smokey Cloud with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, feral children, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.171 billion Gaians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Law & Order receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gaian economy, worth 474 trillion Naturalias a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,044 Naturalias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, orange trees find it's not easy being green, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gaia Nation's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gaia Nation is ranked 41,448th in the world and 191st in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 1,076.43533885872 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 10thMost Primitive: 30thMost Ignorant Citizens: 36thHighest Crime Rates: 96thMost Devout: 101stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 129thMost Armed: 179thMost Rebellious Youth: 284thFattest Citizens: 306thBest Weather: 329thMost Avoided: 333rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 595thRudest Citizens: 805thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,034thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,382ndMost Inclusive: 2,481stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,480thTop
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Nudest: 18,257thLargest Black Market: 23,700thMost Influential: 25,875thMost Efficient Economies: 29,575th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 54th in the regionNudest: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 69th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, orange trees find it's not easy being green.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Gaia Nation City with effluent.

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