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Against Civilization
Most Primitive: 54thMost Ignorant Citizens: 60thHighest Crime Rates: 149th
The Nomadic People of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Gaia Nation

Population4.386 billion

LeaderSmokey Cloud

CurrencyNaturalia
AnimalWolf

The Nomadic People of Gaia Nation is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Smokey Cloud with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 4.386 billion Gaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gaian economy, worth 151 trillion Naturalias a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 34,611 Naturalias, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

They say that Gaians made a dessert and called it peace, disaster victims are viewed with disdain, Gaia Nation City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gaia Nation's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gaia Nation is ranked 526th in the world and 20th in 10000 Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 130 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Primitive: 54thMost Ignorant Citizens: 60thHighest Crime Rates: 149thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 236thMost Devout: 250thMost Armed: 324thMost Avoided: 479thMost Rebellious Youth: 526thFattest Citizens: 635thRudest Citizens: 654thBest Weather: 698thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,561stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,155thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,022ndMost Inclusive: 4,893rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,873rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 21,292ndMost Corrupt Governments: 24,089th
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 54th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 64th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Inclusive: 114th in the regionNudest: 132nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 134th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, Gaia Nation City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, disaster victims are viewed with disdain.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, they say that Gaians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, Smokey Cloud is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.

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