Population | 8.171 billion |
Leader | Smokey Cloud |
Currency | Naturalia |
Animal | Wolf |
The Nomadic People of Gaia Nation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Smokey Cloud with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, feral children, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.171 billion Gaians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Law & Order receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 2.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Gaian economy, worth 474 trillion Naturalias a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,044 Naturalias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, orange trees find it's not easy being green, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gaia Nation's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Gaia Nation is ranked 41,448th in the world and 191st in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 1,076.43533885872 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions.
- : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
- : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, orange trees find it's not easy being green.
- : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
- : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
- : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires.
- : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
- : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
- : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.
- : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Gaia Nation City with effluent.