The Republic of Gabeisshort- is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The democratic, devout population of 74 million Gabeisshort-ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Defense, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 22.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Gabeisshort-ian economy, worth 2.71 trillion kids a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,606 kids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gabeisshort-'s national animal is the bunny, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gabeisshort- is ranked 124,686^th in the world and 1,784^th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 21.22 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.