Population | 33.524 billion |
Capital | New Transylvania |
Leader | Rocket Scion |
Faith | the Church of Yellmo |
Currency | card |
Animal | potato vending machine |
The Shining Islands of G C Bakura is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rocket Scion with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 33.524 billion Bakurans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Transylvania. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient G C Bakuran economy, worth an astonishing 18,663 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 556,720 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", and there's a hole in the heart of every G C Bakuran city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. G C Bakura's national animal is the potato vending machine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Yellmo.
G C Bakura is ranked 4,117th in the world and 206th in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,462.72 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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G C Bakura was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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G C Bakura, there's a hole in the heart of every G C Bakuran city.
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G C Bakura, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".
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G C Bakura, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
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G C Bakura, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
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G C Bakura, people say chess victor Rocket Scion can kill you with mind-bullets.
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G C Bakura, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
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G C Bakura, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into G C Bakura.
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G C Bakura, refugees from other nations are flocking to G C Bakura's border.
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G C Bakura, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.