The Sultanate of Fzxxjz is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.737 billion Fzxxjzians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Fzxxjzian economy, worth 443 trillion xzjfs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,709 xzjfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog", people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fzxxjz's national animal is the xzjf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fzxxjz is ranked 66,323^rd in the world and 2,429^th in Two for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,674.19 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.