The Sultanate of Fzxfxf is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.47 billion Fzxfxfians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fzxfxfian economy, worth 454 trillion xzjfs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,848 xzjfs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,196 per year while the poor average 34,864, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

A state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Fzxfxfians any less frightened, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fzxfxf's national animal is the xzjf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fzxfxf is ranked 168,511^th in the world and 276^th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,590.9 Standard Monetary Units.