The Sultanate of Fzjxzf is a massive, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.719 billion Fzjxzfians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Fzjxzfian economy, worth 472 trillion xzjfs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 127,171 xzjfs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 456,587 per year while the poor average 25,377, a ratio of 18.0 to 1.

Military funding has been stripped back, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fzjxzf's national animal is the xzjf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fzjxzf is ranked 19,318^th in the world and 1,964^th in Two for Most Cultured, scoring 94 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.